I Forgot Myself

I have just arrived in the Netherlands. Why did I choose the Netherlands? It's so cold and wet. What is the point of this place? Oh. My. God. I just remembered. I forgot something. I forgot the most important part of the trip. MYSELF! How could I forget Myself? What kind of a person am I? Last thing I remember was watching tv with Myself and I must've just forgot! Oh no. If I forgot Myself then I have forgotten Eye. What ever will I do without them. I hope the poor puppies don't get lonely. I'll call someone right away and have them sent here. 

~two days later~

Yay! Myself and Eye have arrived. All I want to do is spend time with them. Then we'll tour and cuddle and it will be fun. But we will have to go home and be with out family again. But until then, it is just me, Myself, and Eye.